#97. America's Stupidest Criminals
Posted January 22, 2002, 20:09 CET
Hmmm. Today was an odd day. Firstly, a server that I was supposed to have secured got hacked. It wasn't my fault! A root exploit in sshd was discovered after I tightened it up. Yet I still feel guilty.
Later on, someone attempted to mug me. A little scumbag cycled up to me and attempted to headbutt me but was too small and missed entirely. Confused, he rode off. A moment later he realised he forgot the most important part of any mugging and returned asking for my phone. I was like, 'um, no' and legged it. He followed, so I ducked into a pub and had a pint.
Comment from rosa:)
on November 2, 2005, 01:40 CET
this guy was trying to rob a texco and he had a gun and a bag. he told the lady that he was robbing the shop. he handed the lady the gun and said,"put the money in the gun or ill suficate you with this bag." the lady grabbed the gun and shot him.
