#314. the arsehole of nowhere

Two important developments:

• I ordered specs online for the first time from the brilliantly named Goggles 4U. You have to measure your own face and send off all the prescription data, and then choose a frame. They arrived a few days later in a hand-written package from Pakistan. The prescription is perfect and, while not Gucci, the frames are grand. Even with all the trimmings, they were about 5 times cheaper than yer Specsavers.
• Yesterday we visited Arse and discovered many beetles and squirrels.