#170. diddle-ding-ding-ding

Posted April 12, 2003, 20:57 CEST

A mysterious figure in black is walking home down dark and isolated road. Suddenly, a car speeds past, screeches to a halt and kicks into reverse. Its flashing blue lights mean a probable lift home, great!

Silly Gard 1 (in outragious country accent): Are you trying to get yourself killed? Look at ye there in blaaack!
Mysterious Figure in Black (slightly bemused): Um, not intentionally, no.
SG1: Where you going?
MFIB: Just down the end of the road.
SG1: Where do you live?
MFIB: At the little house at the end of the road.
SG1: What's your name?
MFIB (getting a little irked at the invasion of privacy): X
SG1: X what?
MFIB: XY
SG1: And have you been drinking, Mr. Y?
MFIB (looking at watch): Er, yeah.
Silly Gard 2 (in an even sillier accent): Alright Joe, let's go!

*car zooms off*

Comment from mike on April 12, 2003, 21:21 CEST
but who could this Mr. X be....
Comment from Ste on April 14, 2003, 20:15 CEST
I dunno, but it shouldn't be too hard to find a Mr X Y in the phone book.
Comment from kehoea on April 21, 2003, 10:24 CEST
Near the end, I'd imagine.

Haha! Were you killed, anyway?
Comment from Cliph on April 28, 2003, 19:20 CEST
I bet sometimes you wished you screened comments, eh?
Comment from Sandra on May 24, 2003, 01:42 CEST
Why am I having a deja vu? Either I know what you think months before you write, or you've typed ths before.

Oh, and hey, mackers. :)
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