#134. Le Quiz Results

1. What is the main animal doodled on my bass guitar?

• A duck 5
• A hawk 5
• A monkey 24
• A snake 6
• A tiger 6

I'm impressed. A lot of people seem to know I don't play in an 80s metal band nor do they know about my duck obsession.

2. How many piercings do I currently have?

• Zero 8
• One 9
• Two 7
• Three 9
• More 13

Just the one at the moment, the other two have either fallen out or been knocked out. Replacements are planned.

3. What's the most piercings I've had simultaenously?

• Zero 6
• One 3
• Two 16
• Three 11
• More 10

Ok, I could have actually worded this better. I meant how many have been in at the same time, not how many have been put in at the same time. I realised this after certain individuals said that I've had less simultaenously than I do now.

4. My cat is called...

• Puss 17
• Pussy 5
• Puss-In-Butts 5
• Puddy 6
• Frank 13

'Puss' of course. It's kinda obvious that it's not Frank, seeing as all the others are similar enough to Puss... although Frank would be a cool name for a cat.

5. If there ain't no beer left, my next choice is...

• Cider 8
• Whisky 10
• Wodka & Coke 16
• Smirnoff Ice 7
• Espresso 5

The ubiquitous V&C. Although I've been getting a taste for Whisky since that night's drinking in Seb's.

6. Given the choice, I would prefer to eat which one of the following:

• Cheese Please ala Eddie's Pocket 7
• Hash Browns 1
• 'Hash' Browns 12
• Pepperoni Apache 8
• All of the above 18

This is where I started to get bored with the test and decided to have a trick question. This however shouldn't be too tricky for anyone that's ever seen me eat.

7. Which one of the following have I NOT picked a fight with:

• Pat Inglesby 9
• The Provost of DIT Rock College 9
• The Big Man 12
• The Grumpy Muppet 12
• The Pavement 4

Another vaguely half-arsed trick type question. Technically, (as Karl pointed out, it wasn't actuallyPat Inglesby that time (it just looked a hell of a lot like him), and technically I didn't actually start a fight with the big man, I just got in the way. But never have I intended any harm towards the GM, apart from my trouser crab impression last weekend.

8. Which of the following words do I prefer:

• Crepuscular 5
• Harridan 3
• Milquetoast 13
• Tubular 6
• Scuttlebutt 19

:-)

9. Is this the last question?

• Yes 4
• No 15
• Ask me bollix 27

Again, technically the answer is 'no', but, well, ask me bollix.

10. I'm leaving work now. Where am I going?

• Home 4
• The Pub 34
• The Cinema 1
• For a long walk on the beach with my dog, Puss 5
• Shopping 2

Oi! I do other stuff! I just happened to be going that evening. On the off-chance, like.