#87. Whiffon Thief
Posted November 19, 2001, 00:34 CET
Details are emerging of the extent of my drunkeness last Thursday night. A text was sent from my phone along the lines of "I've on problem whiffon thief cakleers accommoeessps". And that wasn't the only one. I deny all involvement.
A horse bit me last night. Why, I haven't been bitten by a horse in ... well ever. I think it was the same horse that licked my fingers for good luck. Hmmm, I guess that that means there's some bad luck on the horizon. Better stock up on the rabbits' feet.
Also, a bizarre item of spam.
