1. who was the last person you yelled at?
Mish. sorry!
2. who was the last person you kissed?
Mish for good luck.
3. what was the last memorable book you read?
The Little Book of Exam Calm. It works.
4. when did you last dance?
Last Saturday night in fibbers
5. whats the last thing you want to hear from your parents?
"I'm disappointed in you."
6. when did you last go for a walk in the park?
Can't remember.
7. when did you last do you ironing?
Couple of months ago. Someone elses truusers tho.
8. when was the last time you smiled all day?
All day? Not since i had that banana stuck in me gob.
9. what color of socks do you normally wear?
Er, black? Well faded black. With holes in the toes.
10. did you ever attend a private school?
Nope.
11. do you like stuffed animals?
No. The glassy eyes freak me out. I always want to touch them.
12. have you ever smashed pumpkins?
No.
13. There is no question 13 apparently
Yeah well, there's no answer either.
14. can you quote shakespeare?
Only the silly immature stuff from "The Merchant of Venice".
15. do you like playing baseball?
what? no.
16. are you a neat freak?
No, I'm a scruffy freak.
17. what is the worst injury you have ever given someone?
When I was 4 I broke 5 of some guy's fingers,
9 stiches.
18. do you ever eat lemons plain?
Only on the 27th April 1999.
19. have you ever fired a gun?
No. Well, a potato gun.
20. do you own any knee-high boots?
No.
21. are you attached to extreme people?
What the fuck does extreme mean. Er no, I don't have any friends who rollerblade off glaciers.
I do however, like to talk to people who have more to say than "so, any plans for summer".
Ok, well if extreme means, "hey i got the latest ring tone on my phone" or "hey i've found a
beer that's cheaper than dutch gold" or "there's a sale in bt2" or "wow, 2 skinhead knacker
haircuts for the price of one" then no, I don't like extreme.
22. do you like swimming in lakes?
No. I don't like swimming. Unless it's in a wetsuit. The explanation is withheld.
23. have you ever streaked at a football game or any other public event?
See above.
24. what is you favorite gemstone?
None in particular.
25. have you gone on many blind dates?
No.
26. has someone done something extra nice for you?
Yeah, one person.
27. did you have a crush on any of you teachers?
No.
28. have you ever been lost in a bad part of a city?
No. I know where I'm going in the bad parts of this particular city.
29. would you rather have a mint or fruit flavored gum?
FFG.
30. do you have road rage?
Pedestrian rage, yeah, specially when they go through the amber lights so you don't get a chance to cross
before they start coming in the other direction.
31. have you ever eaten grass?
Only when it inadvertantly fell into my mouth.
32. do you ever eat food right out of cans or jars?
No way.
33. has your mind ever gone blank?
Never ever. I always have 6-7 things rattling around my brain.
34. have you ever met anyone interesting at the laundry mat?
Don't call me mat.
35. do you have recurring dreams?
Yeah until a couple of weeks ago had constant dreams of teeth falling out... All cleared up now.
36. are you kind?
Yep. It's one of my weaknesses.
37. would you give a needy person the shirt off your back?
No. I don't have that big a wardrobe that I can afford a perfectly good shirt.
38. do you have any beanie babies?
No, but I gave a gift of one once.
39. would you rather be hot or cold?
Cold. 100%. Hot makes me panic.
40. is the glass half full, or empty?
It's twice as big as it needs to be.
41. do you exercise or work regularly?
Neither.
42. could you kill if your life was threatened?
Yep. Or anyone I care about.
